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Tuesday, April 12th, 2005
5:17 am
[ward_54]
Today's meditation.
Turn the slightest annoyance into the greatest amusement.








How does a crazy man fart?
3:09 am
[ward_54]
21. With this He and Haw I will abideth, in the stench of septic systems. They are under the earth looking up a lion riding wenches Skirt.

22. Plop Plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is as the spray of potty humor obliterates the sane thought. Dost thy mind reel? This is Attainment or is it not? The depth of the laugh is deep the breadth of the channel long.. perhaps the length of the sacred dong.

23. Yeah tho these thingies smell, I am nigh unto thy gel!

24. I am Nancy and something dost thou fancy...............................................?
3:06 am
[ward_54]
The Holy Book of Dokema
As communicated to :.Fr. Brazen shield of discharge;. and :.Fr. Lounginus anal sword of destiny;. This night 04122005 Postcomedium



1. Whoa

2. I’m feeling the stipulation of the fancy over here

3. All that endeavor will fancy them selves, again and again.

4. Behold!!!!!!! The manifestation of your higher fancy; whether thee be man or woman or shehe or heshe or eunuch or just a lover of good corn beef, your fancy is your highest duty above the endeavor of the stipulation.

Every Giggle is infinite, there is no difference.

5) Assist Me oh Flagrant Tasty one, in my Hearty Guffaw....

6) Be thou Mysterious Purple Ooze, my secret center, at the end of lollipop.

7) Behold! It is revealed by Screenie, this computer one that I stare in.

8) the ha is in the he, not the he in the Ha..

9. O fools, O fools that ignore the HA but embrace the HE.

10. For shall be your fancy fruitless; and your joys be the joys of the hollow stipulation.

11. But remember thou ist the appointed one, and appointed art thou; thy fancy will embrace you with a creamy filling that the un-appointed can only purchases in a reconstituted form from a substandard half way house.

12. But the stream will burn and the discharge will crust again and again, for the lowly ones that embrace the hollow stipulation.

13. For the Stream is within and without. The burning enema of divine fancy runneth down the thigh of a reddish sort of wench.

14. Above, there is a thingie
Naked, some wench
She bends limbly like a wrist
The secret in the stench
the Jumping bean, the sickly green,
Are Wine! O ANDKLAJGOUASOJWEIO!

15. Now there shall be rising of much Yeast, in the bakers shop for nigh a week. This bi-atcheth who is of reddish, sometimes pinkish hue. Is all wrapped round in typewriter ribbon. They shall tether the horses to the mold: they shall wring the gory tampon out over the fold.

16. For it is ever FUN, and nothing will be in the spoon. To it is the Jumping bean, and the sickly green..

17. Rise, Rise O chosen one of the ferment.

18. For doth the bean burrow; till amalgamated with the frothy goodness soon to be excreted upon the brow of thy rejuvenated skank.

19. The deepest tome of the testament of the jocularity is in the HA and the HE combined with the Wee, for I am PEE and Woish, wish, wash and a flush. For if it’s yellow its mello if it’s brown flush it down.

20. Stroke, squeeze, shake and elongate.

To be continued................................................
2:43 am
[ward_54]
Mockery!

Blasphemy!

We are all of these and more!

We are an organization of individuals who seek after enlightainment.

Enlightainment comes in many forms, but the main form, and form we practice is amusement.

If it tickles thy fancy, then it is awesome!!!

Come Brothers/Sisters/Broisters/barristas/pyranhas/kitty cats/... etc.

Aid us in building this comedy pyramid! Together!!!!!!

As one we can laugh harder and by laughing harder attain the knowledge and joyful water cooler rumors of our Hyena Freudian Angler!!
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